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THE HORROR!!! A White hair!

December 21, 2005

I found my first white hair today. ACK! I’m getting OLD!!! How can I have acne and a white hair. That’s just too unfair. You should only be inflicted with one or the other. I had dinner with Samm Iverson (a friend from VCU) at Tortilla Factory tonight. Was fun. Lots of chatting and catching [...]

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Some People Suck Big Time

November 17, 2005

We’ve been finding bones, sausages, and meat around our apartment. At first, it occurred rarely, so we were suspicious, but didn’t think too much about it. Now, we’ve found stuff three times in the last week. Two of these times the stuff was found in our fenced in garden. We don’t know for sure, but [...]

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Oh deer me!

August 4, 2005

Yesterday, while walking in the woods, spacing out, I sensed a movement and looked up to find myself about 4 meters away from a deer, who was apparently doing the same thing I was and was equally caught off guard. We stood there, staring at each other for about a minute or two, then I [...]

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The Chronicles of Herr Cogg

August 2, 2005

A specter has come to haunt my time at rehab, a specter I have named Herr C.O.G.G. (Crazy Old German Guy). Herr Cogg is about 70 years old, is quite overweight, and likes to walk around all day in a bathrobe with his chest hanging out. At first, it was only leering and ogling, but [...]

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In Truly Gross News…

March 10, 2005

Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

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